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You found lipstick WHERE?

I'm at work. I'm bored. My good pal the admin assistant sent this email around to the whole staff a minute ago:

I just cleaned lipstick off of the water spout on the water cooler. Whoever left it there, I have two requests:

1. I REALLY want to see how you drink that water.

2. After I watch you drink the water, STOP DOING THAT! I will give you a cup.

Thank you!


Totally livened up my day.

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lambourngb
Jan. 25th, 2005 02:35 am (UTC)
Heh! That totally re-enforced my germ-phobia of drinking fountains. To get me to use one, there has to be a high arch of water, no little dribbles for me. Way back when I was in primary school, I used to piss everyone off after gym for letting the water run for like 30 seconds before I very carefully drank- to cleanse it of germs- much to the dismay of sweaty, thirsty kids behind me.

*shudders* Lipstick. Mouth on fountain. Ick!
emeraldsedai
Jan. 25th, 2005 06:09 am (UTC)
For me it wasn't so much about the germs (though, ew) as about the sheer acrobatics of the positioning. Which, I'm pretty sure, is what is was about for Todd the admin.
neroli66
Jan. 25th, 2005 04:50 am (UTC)
Um...eeewww!!
(Anonymous)
Jan. 25th, 2005 08:16 pm (UTC)
I'm Todd the Admin Asst (no egg-salad sandwich jokes, please). This is one of those water coolers with the big water bottle on top. The spout points DOWN and there's a little trough underneath it.
So, no kidding, I REALLY want to see how she did that without dipping her hair in the trough. More importantly . . . WHY?
Geez.
Well, I have to go and assist the administering of things. Bye!
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