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The gay weapon

I think this article kinda speaks for itself.

The plan for a so-called "love bomb" envisaged an aphrodisiac chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

In any case, it leaves me speechless.

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emeraldsedai
Jan. 17th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
Hah! What a wonderful image! Clusterfucks instead of cluster bombs. I like it.
thecaelum
Jan. 17th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
*snickers and fires up Sex Bomb by Tom Jones, because it is the perfect soundtrack for this*
emeraldsedai
Jan. 17th, 2005 03:44 am (UTC)
Hee! I went to look up the lyrics to that song, and found some misheard lyrics that were pretty funny too. I don't think I've ever heard "Sex Bomb," and now I wanna.
thecaelum
Jan. 17th, 2005 03:47 am (UTC)
Enjoy!

It is so... god, so perfect for a great big battlefield orgy. *snickers*
emeraldsedai
Jan. 17th, 2005 03:55 am (UTC)
You rock.
thecaelum
Jan. 17th, 2005 04:09 am (UTC)
Hee!

Not as much as Tom Jones. ;)
owzers
Jan. 17th, 2005 08:25 am (UTC)
"Enemy Spies Foiled by Flatulence!"
OMG! I think MR must have been exposed to that chemical accidently at some point! LOL! He needs to change the spelling of his last name to Rosenbomb. He can be our secret weapon in any future conflicts. Either the farting or the overpowering man-lust is right up his alley.
emeraldsedai
Jan. 18th, 2005 01:15 am (UTC)
Re: "Enemy Spies Foiled by Flatulence!"
Mikey! Our new secret weapon in the war against terror.

Or at least the war against drab, unsexy boredom.
seraphina_pyra
Jan. 17th, 2005 12:39 pm (UTC)
O.o

hee
hardrada
Jan. 17th, 2005 11:00 pm (UTC)
Er, if they'd looked in their history books, perhaps they'd have found some evidence that troops who shag each other form a stronger bond, and fight more effectively as a unit, than those who don't.
emeraldsedai
Jan. 18th, 2005 01:14 am (UTC)
"Hiss-tree?" What is this "hiss-tree" thing you speak of? And "books?" We ain't had none a them since 2000.

Hey! I bet yer one a them preverts, aintcha?

*looks around LJ suspiciously*

Gaah! They're everywhere!

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