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Horribleness

Poll #1225204 Horribleness

Vote for some!

You think BadHorse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death whinny?
1(4.5%)
It's not about making money, it's about taking money.
0(0.0%)
The status is not quo.
0(0.0%)
The world is a mess and I just need to rule it.
1(4.5%)
Smells like cumin.
0(0.0%)
Dude. You're not my nemesis.
1(4.5%)
I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka.
0(0.0%)
I love the air.
0(0.0%)
Moist! My evil moisture buddy!
0(0.0%)
...a real audible connection.
0(0.0%)
Need anything dampened?
1(4.5%)
Horrible van remote.
0(0.0%)
Texting. It's very important or I would stop.
0(0.0%)
...buy rocket packs, go to the moon, become florists...
0(0.0%)
It's not a perfect metaphor.
0(0.0%)

Vote for some more!

Do not bounce.
1(4.5%)
It's curtains for you...lacy, gently-wafting curtains.
1(4.5%)
What heist were you watching?
0(0.0%)
Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?
0(0.0%)
Balls!
0(0.0%)
You're kidding! What a crazy random happenstance.
0(0.0%)
Sometimes there's a third even deeper level and that one is the same as the top, surface one. Like a pie.
1(4.5%)
Billy? You're driving a spork into your leg.
0(0.0%)
I hold a PhD in horribleness.
0(0.0%)
Peace. But not literally.
0(0.0%)
The freeze ray takes a few seconds to warm up.
0(0.0%)
The Thoroughbred of Sin.
0(0.0%)
I meant Gandhi.
0(0.0%)
How are things with Cheesy On The Outside?
1(4.5%)
Oh goodness. Look at my wrist. I gotta go.
0(0.0%)

Vote for a few more!

I don't go to the gym. I'm just naturally like this.
1(5.3%)
The only signature he needed was my fist.
0(0.0%)
The hammer is my penis.
3(15.8%)
All the birds are singin' that you're gonna die.
1(5.3%)
...her shiny new Australia
1(5.3%)
You missed my favorite one! I'll comment on it.
0(0.0%)

Comments

( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
silk_knickers
Jul. 18th, 2008 12:37 am (UTC)
Predictably, the penis one gets the most votes in its category. :)
emeraldsedai
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:02 am (UTC)
Well, it's a pretty freakin' funny moment.
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emeraldsedai
Jul. 18th, 2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
Hee!

Yup, the genius of Joss is at least in part that he can write (and get actors to deliver) a line like the penis-hammer one, and still set that gem of ridiculous hilarity in a next of other lines that are actually much, much funnier, but whose funniness you realize only gradually as the penis-hammer guffaws subside.

Nothing can make me not want to see the outtakes for that line, however. How did Nathan and Neil do that without cracking up?
julesong
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:20 pm (UTC)
Okay, I voted, even though I've not met you before and I came to your journal for a completely different reason. :)

THE reason I came here was to tell you that I've finally found, perhaps, the answer to what Jayne's demon cup is.

Yes, I, too, have been generally obsessed (is that possible?) by that devilish little thing, and today I just might've found the answer.

Go to Google and do an image search for: yunomi Daruma

http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=yunomi+Daruma&btnG=Search+Images

That sake cup is most probably a yunomi (largish tea cup) rather than for sake, and the oni could be a daruma.

Here's a webpage that talks about daruma yunomi...

http://www.amie.or.jp/daruma/Yunomi.html

Anyhow... thought you might like to know. :)
julesong
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:22 pm (UTC)
For those who might be wondering what in the gorramn special hell I'm talking about...

http://emeraldsedai.livejournal.com/tag/jayne's+demon+cup
emeraldsedai
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I can't begin to calculate how much you rock for finding this!

Not two weeks ago, I was passing an Asian shop and peering in the window hoping to see a demon cup, and wondering yet again what in the special hell such a thing might be called, refusing to believe that the internet could not cough one up for me.

This is great! Thank you!
julesong
Jul. 21st, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
You're more than welcome! :) As I said, it was something that I've been looking into myself, too, for quite some time. I couldn't believe it was so difficult to find, either. I'd seen your post in the past, as well, and was wondering if you'd had any lucky in the last couple of years. :)

Looks like I'm gonna be making purchases, too... lol!

Thing is, I *saw* some of those cups long before I saw it on Firefly, seemingly all over the place. But of course, once I wanted one, they're nowhere to be found... ;)
emeraldsedai
Jul. 22nd, 2008 12:30 am (UTC)
For quite some time after seeing "Serenity" I had a fantasy about somehow acquiring that cup--the one actually used in the movie.

That, and some of the currency. Oh, and the red panic button from "Out of Gas".

Ah, fandom. It makes a person crazy.
julesong
Jul. 22nd, 2008 05:33 am (UTC)
Apparently, Joss has the Big Red Button. :) Alan stole it from the set and gave it to him.

I'd love to have the cup, too!

The best I can do is to try to recreate it in Second Life, which I did today. *grin*

You can see it here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/julesong/2691178953/

(I do have some of the currency, though. And some other props...)
julesong
Jul. 22nd, 2008 05:36 am (UTC)
Oh, and if you're in Second Life, you can get to my Firefly and the stuff in the pic (along with other shiny Browncoat goodness) at:

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Poggiodomo/190/110/171
emeraldsedai
Jul. 22nd, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
What is Second Life? I mean, I clicked, I read "about" and I navigated around a bit, and I still don't get it.

Looks intriguing, though. Got a layperson explanation?
julesong
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:18 pm (UTC)
Second Life is a place where you can create a character, an avatar, and be whatever you want to be. It's a "second life." :)

I pretty much am myself there.

You can either have a free account (and there's a LOT you can do with free accounts) or pay and have more benefits.

Check it out! :)

http://www.secondlife.com

If you create yourself an account, feel free to say I referred you, eh? My account name there is Wensleydale Dinkin.
emeraldsedai
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:32 pm (UTC)
Wensleydale Dinkin? Very cheesey. :)

I shall look around. Sounds like fun.
julesong
Jul. 22nd, 2008 06:52 pm (UTC)
*laughing* Yeah, I get that a lot. :)
julesong
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
And oh my goodness... don't miss all these pics, either:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/gabigreve2000/sets/
emeraldsedai
Jul. 21st, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
Fantastic! Wow.

I think I feel a purchase coming on...
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