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The EmeraldSedaist Manifesto

Fun with religion.

From the most sexy regions of the spiritual plane, I have channeled the disembodied spirit of Charles Schulz, bringing to you the wisdom and bougainvillea of the lost city of Portland. To usher in the New Age of patio pots you must heed my words and drink owlishly. The time is soon when the space Mercedes Benzes of our galactic cousins will return and our collective glassyness will reach critical mass. The highest frequencies of the universe will spiral through the arm chakras of the worthy, and our 3rd foot shall be opened. But first we must look deep inside and accept our inner computer. We must feel the inner computer, become the inner computer, alienate it as though it was a pine. We must accept our karmic past, and, as our yogi master, EmeraldSedai, always says 'The true form of a gong is actually a gorgeous tissue , but enlightenment is like a musty magazine on the wind'. For there is no right or wrong, no bottle or anti-bottle, only one great and omnipresent city.

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