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Spam can be scary

In clearing my work email box of its weekend accumulation of spam, I noticed one with the subject line "Slash." First thought? Oh God, they've found me out.

Second thought? Coincidence.

Third thought? Oh God, they've found me out.

ETA: Then there was the one for pirated software:

Norton Antivirus for half a hard price in your soft magazine!

There is only one place with good soft around in the net - want to know where it is? all right here!

If we keep an open mind, too much is likely to fall into it. Friends applaud, the comedy is over.

New,fresh,good,excelent,fantastic soft products for very reasonable money list new games - guaralinknteed.

The most socially subversive institution of our time is the one-parent family.


I like the word "guaralinknteed". I have no idea how to react to the political insertions.

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ladylakira
Dec. 13th, 2004 09:28 am (UTC)
*blink*

*blink blink blink*

Why can't I have interesting spam? All I ever get is suggestions on how to enlarge my penis.
emeraldsedai
Dec. 13th, 2004 10:10 am (UTC)
I know! Talk about non-targeted advertising!

Prescriptions, willing Russian women, and pirated software make up the rest. I have to say, this one really caught my eye for being different. Plus, the wording has that "all your base are belong to us" non-native-English tang that has a sorta poetry to it.
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