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Fake the quiz: Which American City Are You?

Portland
Pretentious and self-congratulatory, you'll drive your SUV up to Washington Park for a fresh-air jog in the drizzle, and bitch about your outrageous property taxes while enjoying the gentrification they buy.


My actual quiz result was San Francisco. I'm pretty sure I escaped the oh-so-likely Seattle designation only by my preference for European cars over public transit. Because God knows, I clicked "coffee" in every instance where it was one of the choices.

So I made up a more likely result.

Don't get me wrong. I adore my hometown. I am my hometown. I actually do ride a bus to work. But really. I mean, seriously. You know? I work in the celebrated post-modern monstrosity known among my fellow denizens as The World's Tallest Basement:



Fun must be made.

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owzers
Dec. 9th, 2004 07:31 pm (UTC)
Whoa! Is that really your office building???
Looks like a cheerful and clean version of Arkham! Hey, I'm still working on your BD present. Did you still want to see the finished snowfamily card? Miss you!!!
emeraldsedai
Dec. 9th, 2004 11:29 pm (UTC)
Re: Whoa! Is that really your office building???
It is. I work in there. Have done for a number of years now. See those itty-bitty squares? Windows. In freakin' Portland-rainsalot-Oregon. That's all the light Michael Graves saw fit to provide.

And my office? Interior. No windows at all. It sucks. However, the job is good, so I limit my complaining to once a day or so.
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